Post by rachel on Aug 24, 2007 16:17:20 GMT
www.bash.org/?top
funniest things ever written.
<anamexis> oh man
<anamexis> I was opening a coke, right
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<anamexis> and it exploded
<anamexis> ALMOST all over my keyboard
<anamexis> but I got it away just in time
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<anamexis> :<
my point.
<xterm> The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?
<Jeedo> hey baby, whats up?
<Indidge> umm....nothing?
<Jeedo> So....want me to like come over today so we can f**k?
<Indidge> Wait....did you want to speak to my daughter?
<Jeedo> Yes Mrs.Miller..
<death09>my girlfriend broke up with me and sent me pix of her and her new boyfriend in bed
<ktp753>ouch.
<death09>yeah.i sent them to her dad
<MooseOnDaLoose> Hey Mike
<goatboy> what?
<MooseOnDaLoose> girl thingy.
<goatboy> er?
<MooseOnDaLoose> girl thingy.
<goatboy> and?
<MooseOnDaLoose> girl thingy.
<goatboy> ...
<MooseOnDaLoose> girl thingy.
<goatboy> i dont get it
<MooseOnDaLoose> AND YOU NEVER WILL.
<goatboy> bastard
<Eticam> I was in biology class once, and the teacher said there was sugar in sperm
<Eticam> And a girl asked why doesn't it taste sweet then
<Eticam> When she realised what she said her face became red like a spanked monkey ass
<Eticam> Then the teacher said, because you taste sweetness with the front of your tongue, not the part of your tongue back in your throat
<Eticam> The girl started crying and left class ^^
<JonTG> Man, my penis is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it'd go all the way from A to Z
<JonTG> wait, shit
alright. im done...for now...theres lots more than the top ones but, those are the best for a reason.
funniest things ever written.
<anamexis> oh man
<anamexis> I was opening a coke, right
--> Beefpile (~mbeefpile@cloaked.wi.rr.com) has joined #themacmind
<anamexis> and it exploded
<anamexis> ALMOST all over my keyboard
<anamexis> but I got it away just in time
<-- Beefpile has quit (sick f**kers)
<anamexis> :<
my point.
<xterm> The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?
<Jeedo> hey baby, whats up?
<Indidge> umm....nothing?
<Jeedo> So....want me to like come over today so we can f**k?
<Indidge> Wait....did you want to speak to my daughter?
<Jeedo> Yes Mrs.Miller..
<death09>my girlfriend broke up with me and sent me pix of her and her new boyfriend in bed
<ktp753>ouch.
<death09>yeah.i sent them to her dad
<MooseOnDaLoose> Hey Mike
<goatboy> what?
<MooseOnDaLoose> girl thingy.
<goatboy> er?
<MooseOnDaLoose> girl thingy.
<goatboy> and?
<MooseOnDaLoose> girl thingy.
<goatboy> ...
<MooseOnDaLoose> girl thingy.
<goatboy> i dont get it
<MooseOnDaLoose> AND YOU NEVER WILL.
<goatboy> bastard
<Eticam> I was in biology class once, and the teacher said there was sugar in sperm
<Eticam> And a girl asked why doesn't it taste sweet then
<Eticam> When she realised what she said her face became red like a spanked monkey ass
<Eticam> Then the teacher said, because you taste sweetness with the front of your tongue, not the part of your tongue back in your throat
<Eticam> The girl started crying and left class ^^
<JonTG> Man, my penis is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it'd go all the way from A to Z
<JonTG> wait, shit
alright. im done...for now...theres lots more than the top ones but, those are the best for a reason.